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Generic Viagra Jokes:

An Irish woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's sex drive.

"What about trying Generic Viagra? ” asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. 

Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."

It wasn't a week later, but when she rang up the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! Twas horrid! Just terrible,  Doctor."

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped Generic Viagra which I bought from an online pharmacy , in his coffee, didn't I?

The effect was almost immediate. He jumped himself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!

With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop!

It was a nightmare, I tell you!"

"Why so terrible?” asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?"

"No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was great – terrific marvelous!!

Indeed, it was the best sex I've had in 25 years.

But I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"

A man visits a online pharmacy website and writes ,

'Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once and I need something to keep me horny... keep me potent.'

The online pharmacy sends a small cardboard box marked with the label Generic Viagra Extra Strength and says, 'If you take this, you'll go mental for 12 hours.'

Very happy and excited, the man says, 'Gimme three boxes of Generic Viagra Extra Strength.'

After two days the man walks into the same online pharmacy shop, and pulls down his pants. The chemist looks in horror as he notices the man's cock is swollen, black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places.

The man says, 'Gimme a tube of Deep Heat.'

The chemist replies, 'Deep Heat? You're not going to put Deep Heat on that are you?'

The man says, 'No, it's for my arms. The girls didn't show up.'

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