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Generic Viagra Jokes:

In Pharmacology, all drugs have generic names. Tylenol is Acetaminophen; Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on.
The online pharmacy FDA has been looking for a generic name to call Generic Viagra, and today announced they have settled on Mydixarisin. Also considered were: Mydixadrupin and Mycoxafailin.

Q: Do you know what happens when you take Generic Viagra and Propecia from an online pharmacy together?
A: It makes your hair stick up.

"I guess Generic Viagra could be considered a 'performance enhancing' drug in one sense and could be said to increase stamina," says sports medicine expert Dr. Harry Palmer. "But that's not really what the Olympics had in mind when they made up the list of banned drugs."

JERSEY CITY — The international sports world erupted in controversy yesterday as French Olympic officials challenged Russian sprinter Ivando Yurkov's gold medal in the 500-meter dash. The French delegation alleges that the photo-finish victory was invalid because the Russian won the race by the length of his erect penis. Furthermore, the French claim that the Russian trainers dosed Yurkov with Generic Viagra bought from an online pharmacy to keep his penis hard during competition, thereby giving him an unfair advantage of 25 cm (nearly 10 inches).

"We've never had a situation like this before," said Olympic arbitrator Leon Furbish. "Races have been won by a nose before, but never by a cock."

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