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Generic Viagra Jokes:

The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's 'little soldier' can't salute anymore. She goes to her local doctor and explains the situation and the doctor just feels plain bad for her. The doctor thinks for a little bit, turns to the woman and says, "Listen, I don't do this for everyone, but since your husband's on his way out... Get this prescription from an online pharmacy , and put three Generic Viagra pills in his milk before he goes to bed." The wife is very happy and thanks the doctor profusely. Two weeks later, the doctor sees the woman and asks how it went. The lady cries and says, "My housemaid is pregnant!"

A man goes on vacation to the Caribbean, quickly falls asleep on the sand and ends up with a wicked sunburn. Wincing in pain as even a slight wind touches his scorched skin, the man hobbles off to the local doctor for help.
The doctor takes one look at the man's legs and says, "I don't have anything to treat sunburn that bad. Try taking these Generic Viagra pills which I bought from an online pharmacy."
"I've got sunburn!" cries the man. "What the hell's Generic Viagra going to do?"
"Well, nothing for the sunburn," the doctor replies. "But it will help keep the sheets off your legs tonight."

Pigboy says, "I dated a girl so ugly, she's used as a antidote for Generic Viagra!"

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