The Generic Viagra Jokes Page 13

Generic Viagra Jokes:

An elderly couple go to the doctors and explain that the old man is having trouble 'rising to the occassion'.

The doctor says "I can do something about that. You have probably heard about the new wonder drug called Generic Viagra. Here is a bottle of Generic Viagra pills which I bought from an online pharmacy . Take these home, give them a try and come back in a few days to tell me how you get on".

Three days later the couple return to the doctors.

"How did you get on?" asks the doctor.

The old man says "Not too good. We took the tablets home and that night I tried with my left hand but that was no good. I tried with my right hand and I tried with both hands together but that did not work. My wife tried with her left hand; she tried with her right hand and she tried with both hands together. But it was still no good. She tried with her teeth in and she tried with her teeth out. But we still could not get the top off the bottle!"

A young man goes into a online pharmacy drug store to buy Generic Viagra. The pharmacist says the Generic Viagra comes in different packs and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the Generic Viagra because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

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